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drst:

ari-no-exorcist:

starlightomatic:

africanaquarian:

africanaquarian:

apparently food inspections stopped bc of the shutdown so things bout to be real fucked up for some of us

“The Food and Drug Administration has stopped routine food safety inspections of seafood, fruits, vegetables and many other foods at high risk of contamination because of the federal government’s shutdown…”

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Most companies are probably going to continue their regular food safety procedures, but a few things you can do to reduce some personal risk:

Buy hard, solid veggies and fruits (apples, melons) or ones with rinds (bananas are probably fine). Scrub the peel/rind thoroughly with soap and water before consumption.

The more solid and dense the meat, the less likely it is for contamination to spread very far. Buy your meat in solid cuts, NOT GROUND. Especially not ground chicken rn, salmonella bad.

Cook things thoroughly. Follow guidelines for the internal temperatures meat is supposed to reach and stick to those guidelines. Use a meat thermometer. Make your steaks well done for a while.

I’d stay away from shellfish as a whole if I were you. The diseases you can get from it are some of the nastier ones. No sushi for a while, too. If you have fish, make sure it was frozen following anti-parasitic guidelines and cook thoroughly.

AVOID LEAFY GREENS. This is where we’ve been seeing the most outbreaks lately, so be very careful.

The pregnant, elderly, immunocompromised, and the very young are the ones most at risk in an outbreak. If you are in one of these groups, be extremely cautious and avoid soft cheeses and prepackaged deli meats. Check on friends and family in these groups. Report symptoms of foodborne illness to a doctor so they can report to the state health depts that are still running.

Even with these in mind, remember that most outbreaks of foodborne illness are due to things like improper cooking and storage. Stay safe out there, folks 💙

Anything you’re going to eat but not cook, wash it as thoroughly as you can. Unless it’s something like a banana or an orange where you’ll discard the peel, all your other fresh stuff (grapes, apples, pears), rinse thoroughly before you eat.

Fresh veggies that you’re going to cook? Wash them too. Broccoli, asparagus, sprouts, etc. Even potatoes. This is probably a good time to purchase a vegetable brush if you don’t have one already. 

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Concept: dark web grabbag. Like a loot crate that comes with a random assortment of stuff you can buy on the dark web with monthly themes. Illegal contraband unboxing videos.

I hear these already exist and people do unboxings on Youtube but so far None of them, Absolutely Zero (0) of them have just been completely full of Extremely Illegal and Invasive Giant African Land Snails and that’s really disappointing.

February will be Contraband Wildlife month, and everyone will just get 1,000 freshly hatched Giant African Land Snail babies in their box.

It’s important that they present the snails like a makeup vlogger